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07/16/2010 - Madison, IL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - A power outage at Gateway International Raceway just outside St. Louis forced NASCAR to postpone the 200-mile Camping World Truck Series race until 1:30 p.m. (et) Saturday.
Shortly after Kevin Harvick won the pole for the CampingWorld.com 200, the outage occurred around the 1.25-mile track. The race was scheduled to begin just after 9:00 p.m. (et), but after a two-hour delay, NASCAR and track officials made the decision to postpone the event.
The Nationwide Series is scheduled to run a 250-mile race at Gateway Saturday night. Nationwide teams will practice in the morning and then qualify late in the afternoon.
Harvick claimed his first career truck pole after posting a lap of 133.325 m.p.h. The Sprint Cup Series regular has already won two truck events so far this season.
<< Kouzmanoff, Gonzalez help A's top Royals
Kansas City, MO (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Kevin Kouzmanoff drove in two runs and Gio
Gonzalez tossed seven innings of one-run ball, as the Oakland Athletics
handled the Kansas City Royals, 5-1, in the opener of a three-game series at
Kauffma
<< Wolf helps Brewers down Braves
Atlanta, GA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Randy Wolf picked up a rare win against
Atlanta, backed by two RBI apiece from sluggers Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder
in a 9-3 Brewers win at Turner Field.
Wolf (7-8) turned in six-plus solid frames,
<< Swisher's late heroics help Yankees overcome Rays
Bronx, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Nick Swisher hit the game-tying home run in the
eighth inning and singled in the winning run in the ninth, lifting the New
York Yankees to a 5-4 victory over the Tampa Bay Rays on an emotional night at
Yankee
<< Garrigus joins Bettencourt in first in Reno
Reno, NV (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Robert Garrigus fired a seven-under 65 on Friday
to join first-round leader Matt Bettencourt in a share of first after the
second round of the Reno-Tahoe Open.
Garrigus and Bettencourt, who bogeyed his l
Astros' Moehler hits DL with groin strain >>
Pittsburgh, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Houston Astros placed right-hander
Brian Moehler on the 15-day disabled list Friday with a strained right groin.
In addition, fellow righty Felipe Paulino had his right shoulder tendinitis
flare
Molina, Cardinals hit Dodgers again >>
St. Louis, MO (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Yadier Molina belted a two-run homer and
drove in four runs as St. Louis again used an offensive display to beat the
Los Angeles Dodgers, this time by an 8-4 count at Busch Stadium.
Tyler Greene and
Twins snap White Sox's nine-game win streak >>
Minneapolis, MN (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Joe Mauer had two hits, including a big
two-run single in the eighth inning, as the Minnesota Twins held on for a 7-4
victory and snapped Chicago's nine-game win streak.
Francisco Liriano (7-7) pitche
Zito sparkles, Giants blank Mets again >>
San Francisco, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Giants starter Barry Zito tossed eight
brilliant innings to outduel fellow southpaw Jonathan Niese, as San Francisco
blanked the light-hitting New York Mets again, 1-0, at AT&T Park.
Zito (8-4)
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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